This is a letter of complaint about my cat that was delivered . It was really awkward because I thought it was a girl but actually , it was a boy! What a harass! It’s not necessary but his meow is a real hindrance ! It goes meeeee-ooooooo-owwwwww-eeeeeeee-owwwww! You told me you do free pet insurance, but NO! You didn’t! He also ate my pet mouse! All that was left was his tail! OH professor cheesy puffs! Please give me a refund! Please…! Pretty please with a cherry on top! Oh, and chocolate sauce! With cream!
Mr Dooble De Gloop!