The moving bed is now available in Asda, B&Q and Dreamlands! It cost only £123.45; that is a right bargain! We are determined to sell it to all people who would like to lie in extra late! This new invention could be the next big thing! Have people ever criticised you for turning up late? Is that because you turned up late, as you slept in? No worries; even if you do sleep in you will still get there on time! This could rely on your existence! HURRY! This item will be off from sales on 20th September 2015! THANK-YOU!
Becca
Good job Becca! To be honest with you, I was looking at your 1oo WC for inspiration!